Two Pink Lines Means Soon You Will Be A Mother

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Lines will determine your future. One line means you are NOT pregnant and you can continue to live your life selfishly. Glorying in the days of singleness when you didn’t have to worry if drinking too much lattes can cause a miscarriage or boozing it up will cause stares of disdain.

Two pink lines means that you have a baby on the way. This is what happened to me on Wednesday, July 18, 2007. It was morning and recycling day. I took out the recyclables and went back to bed to lay down with my boyfriend. He gives a bleary eyed kiss. “No period, yet?” I shake my head. He knows more about my cycle than I do. “Maybe you should take the test?” We bought a three pack because we were sort of trying to have a baby without trying. But after months of trying, I figured I wasn’t really in danger of getting knocked up. I had one test left.

“Really, you think I should?” I was saving the last one because well.. it was the last one! “Yeah, I think you should.” My boyfriend replied. So I took out the last stick from the nightstand, unwrapped it and squatted down on the toilet letting the urine hit the stick. I waited.. Oh… I see a faint pink line. I have taken two before and there wasn’t a line before. I held my breath.
“Honey,” I called out, “I think we are going to have a baby.” He rushed to the bathroom, “There’s a faint pink line, it’s pretty faint but it’s there. ” I explained to him. He snatches the stick out of my hand and my urine splashes my leg and hands.

“Hey!” I yell
“Oh Sorry”

He reads the stick and sure enough.. two lines and it’s not faint anymore.. it’s bright pink.. 9 months later, we are going to be parents.

10 Responses to “Two Pink Lines Means Soon You Will Be A Mother”


  1. 1 lisaq July 23, 2007 at 10:10 am

    oh my goodness!!! how fabulous and exciting!!! :D congrats to both of you!!!

  2. 2 Thomas July 23, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    That must be pretty crazy! Congrats :D

  3. 3 People in the Sun July 23, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    Congratulations. Nothing like a urine-stained stick to remind you your life is about to change. I did a similar post. Even the picture is similar.

    http://www.peopleinthesun.com/2007/05/so-whats-new-in-my-life.html

    And when that baby grows up, I’m sure s/he will be happy to know the pregnancy announcement came up just after the “How to Get Out of This FUCKED Up Relationship” post.

  4. 4 dharmagypsy7 July 23, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    LOL… I can always blame it on the hormones but my children knowing their mother will be able to laugh about it I am sure. Congrats to Sun Jr. :)

    Thanks Lisa and Thomas. I am excited but a bit nervous too

  5. 5 kevin July 23, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    Congrats!!!!!

  6. 6 Tiffany July 23, 2007 at 10:53 pm

    Congratulations! There is absolutely nothing in the world even remotely comparable to motherhood. All of the best to you and your baby forever–mine still fills me with wonder every day (after 11 1/2 years, I keep waiting for the novelty to wear off, but it never does).

  7. 7 ET July 23, 2007 at 11:40 pm

    Congratulations. Dropping by from BlogCatalog.

  8. 8 confessing7girl July 24, 2007 at 3:56 am

    OMG u going to hv a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh thats great beautifuul news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

  9. 9 Adria July 24, 2007 at 4:17 pm

    You are going to be a fabulous mother. Congratulations! :D

  10. 10 terencechang August 2, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    Congratulations!

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